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These are the past mistakes, i mean shows, of audrey II
#4 The Attic
Sept. 2nd
we all gather at edsels and practice some. then we loaded everything up and left for the attic.we get there
and find out that we are playing first. half wasy through set up, this kid walks up to us and says if his band can play first.
so we automaticly say yes and take everything off stage. about 15minutes later we realize that the band never came back. the
manager at the club, bob, tells us to get back on stage. we do and start the show. we all played amazingly. our performance
dazzeled the crowd. we had a few minor mishaps but those recovered with light blazing speed. after our finishing song and
clearing off the stage, we get some terrible news. BOB FUCKING HATED US!!! he said that we needed
a new bassist and sax player. he said that we alienated the crowd and had horrible stage presence. we were stunned. we went
to bob and he confermed it all. he gave us our cut of the money that we sold. we sold 73 DOLLARS worth,
out cut was only 3 DOLLARS!! so we left with a proper salute, the middle finger. before we all left
we all gave the attic the salute, a group flip-off.
Bands With Attitude
Sept. 1st, the turf
friday after school we went over to edsels to get ready. ian, jess, and zack are there waiting for edsel to get there.
we wait untill 5 when he gets there. he told us he got distracted by a butterfly while driving and drove into this cave. then
he had to fight a dragon to get the gold so he could leave back to his house. well we ignored him and loaded then left. our
destination was the turf in columbus. the travel there was disasterous: zack and jess got pulled over by the forces of the
law, ian and edsel got stuck behind a huge 10 car pile up. time passes and zack and jess are almost there when we get
a horrible call from ian. ian called the manager at the turf and he said the show was canceled. zack stops the car imediatly.
i aske ian if this was true and he replyed with yes. we met him at a local kfc and talked it over. we ended up going back
home. we partied it up at edsels untill the wee hours of the morning.
#3 B.O.M.B. R2
August 19th, Club Logos
Our Fantastic adventure on the bomb battle sadily came to an end. whilst we had many votes, 46 to be precise, we still
came in last. But i can bet you this my friends, we fucking rock that stage so hard we almost died a terrible death.
#2 B.O.M.B. R1
July 28th, Club Logos
Audrey II, after many amany practices and training passes the first stage of the BOMB test. we wooed the crowd with
our music and magical talents. they were amazed. we passed with 2nd place and 45 votes!
#1
The Crump
425 3rd. Street, Columbus, IN 47201
This was Audrey II first show. we had to travel such a long distance. we had to unload in total darkness, plus it was
as cold as ice........that sucked. we here at H.Q. analyzed the show and we think that it wasent the best that Audrey II could
have done. dont worry though, we will be 400% better at our next show!!!
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